Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like